Game 2: Where the Penguins (had better) squash the Senators.

Wouldn't it be excellent if the Penguins squahed the Senators in the series? It would make me feel like we had a better chance of squashing some real-life health-care cramming Senators in the polls this November. Or at least I could pretend it's a prophecy of that.

The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Ottawa Senators in the first round of the playoffs and went on to win the Stanley Cup in a dramatic allegory of the dreamed-for victory of Christians around America to defeat the anti-Christian, anti-freedom Congressmen and go on to reclaim America for good!!!!

Can't watch the game tonight?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/04/16/2010-04-16_volcanic_ash_strands_norway_prime_minister_jens_stotlenberg_in_nyc_airport_so_he.html

All you really need is an iPad.

Why, if I had one of those, I could watch the game tonight! Oh, well, hip-hip-hooray for live-tweeting the game and tweet-to-text!

Here we go Penguins, here we go! Woot! Woot!

Hello, there!

Never question a Communist.... I mean Congressman.

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/saving-guam-from-capsizing-all-in-a-days-work-for-our-congressmen/?singlepage=true

Frank J. from www.IMAO.us has an excellent article advising us on the brilliance of our politicians.

In other news, that will make you feel happier than worrying over the future of our country, the Penguins did lose the the first Round One playoff game last night, but, Sidney Crosby was able to make this excellent backhand pass to Alex Goligoski for a goal WITHOUT LOOKING:

http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=35&id=66167&navid=DL|PIT|home

Watch it, you must.

I know it's late but what do you care?

What did I tell you last year? The Penguins came back!We won the STANLEY CUP! Whipped the Red Wings butts.....

Random Question.. Tabasco Poll!

I just ate chicken pot pie with Tabasco sauce on top.
My mother thinks I'm strange because one of my favorite breakfasts is one of those little Tony's pepperoni pizzas with Tabasco. (This I highly recommend.)

I'm wondering...
What do you eat Tabasco with?
Gimme your tastiest and strangest combos people!

The Super Bowl

That was the SCARIEST game I ever watched.

I originally posted this comment on IMAO, thought I'd put it here.
"The game was AWESOME. The ads stunk. The old pepsi ad with Mean Joe Green was redone by Coke with Polamalu which was kinda funny but that’s it. I see funnier commercials on regular tv than what the Super Bowl had. Plus, I hate these stupid washed out 80’s stars they get to perform - Journey and Bruce Springsteen?!?! Can they get noone better to perform in these things? I remember the last Super Bowl I watched (I only watch the Steelers. Go Pittsburgh!) they had Mick Jagger perform. Gag! We flipped to FOX News and watched Huckabee during Halftime. Neil Cavuto was on and it was way better than the gagfest the halftime show is."

Go Pittsburgh!
(Let's hope the Penguins shape up so we can watch them next.)

Faith of Our Fathers

"With the support of the people and the assistance of the Almighty, I shall undertake to perform it....
Freedom is the natural condition of the human race, in which the Almighty intended men to live. Those who fight the purpose of the Almighty will not succeed. They always have been, they always will be, beaten." - Abraham Lincoln Feb. 23, 1861 replying to William Dodge
As quoted in America's God and Country by William J. Federer.

Just thought we could be reminded of that now. The Lord shall always prevail. He is in control.

Well.....

I'll be handing out Sarah Palin/Joe the Plumber '12 signs if you need me.