Friday, April 16, 2010

Game 2: Where the Penguins (had better) squash the Senators.

Wouldn't it be excellent if the Penguins squahed the Senators in the series? It would make me feel like we had a better chance of squashing some real-life health-care cramming Senators in the polls this November. Or at least I could pretend it's a prophecy of that.
The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Ottawa Senators in the first round of the playoffs and went on to win the Stanley Cup in a dramatic allegory of the dreamed-for victory of Christians around America to defeat the anti-Christian, anti-freedom Congressmen and go on to reclaim America for good!!!!

Can't watch the game tonight?

All you really need is an iPad.
Why, if I had one of those, I could watch the game tonight! Oh, well, hip-hip-hooray for live-tweeting the game and tweet-to-text!
Here we go Penguins, here we go! Woot! Woot!

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