An Homage, A Tribute..........

................to MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!! The greatest, happiest, sweetest, caffeine-y-est, soda EVER! OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!








This has been a message from Mountain Dew Lovers Anonymous. And boy, am I anonymous.

A Lovely E-mail I've Gotten Before But That Doesn't Change It's True Message.

This was sent under the subject, AGREE OR DELETE.



DID YOU KNOW? As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S. Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view .. it is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments! DID YOU KNOW?


As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door. DID YOU KNOW? As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the Supreme Court judges sit, a display of the Ten Commandments! DID YOU KNOW? There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in Washington , D.C. DID YOU KNOW? James Madison, the fourth president, known as "The Father of Our Constitution" made the following statement: "We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God."
DID YOU KNOW? Patrick Henry, that patriot and Founding Father of our country said: "It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded not by relig ionists but by Christians, not on religions but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ".

DID YOU KNOW? Every session of Congress begins with a prayer by a paid preacher, whose salary has been paid by the taxpayer since 1777.

DID YOU KNOW? Fifty-two of the 55 founders of the Constitution were members of the established orthodox churches in the colonies. DID YOU KNOW?Thomas Jefferson worried that the Courts would overstep their authority and instead of interpreting the law would begin making law . an oligarchy the rule of few over many.


DID YOU KNOW? The very first Supreme Court Justice, John Jay, said: "Americans should select and prefer Christians as their rulers." How, then, have we gotten to the point that everything we have done for 229 years in this country is now suddenly wrong and unconstitutional? Lets put it around the world and let the world see and remember what this great country was built on. I was asked to send this on if I agreed or delete if I didn't. Now it is your turn... It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore, it is very hard to understand why there is such a mess about having the Ten Commandments on display or "In God We Trust" on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the other 14% to Sit Down and SHUT UP!!! If you agree, pass this on

And yes, this was a chain e-mail.

>> > >How Smart Is Your Right Foot?>> > >>> > >>> > > This is so funny that it will boggle your mind (I kept laughing>> > > after I tried it 4 times....weird!!)>> > > See if you can outsmart your foot.>> > >>> > > But you can't!!!>> > >>> > >>> > > 1. While sitting at your desk,>> > > lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles >> >. > with it.>> > >>> > > 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with>> > > your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!>> > >>> > > I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it.

Philosophization

What is with all these newspeople saying "the unpopular war" ? What's unpopular about it? I don't hate the war! I love the war! What's with all this naysaying about it? President Bush is doing the best he can and somebody's got to do it! Otherwise we'll all end up wearing burkha's and saying "Allah Akbar!" or face death. (Which, if it came to that, I think I'd take the latter option.) Where are all the war supporters? We need to wear t-shirts saying "I love the war!" and "Hey, y'know that Iraqi war thing? ISN'T IT GOING GREAT!?!". So, all you couch potatoes, get out there and shout - I LOVE THE WAR!!!!


I should totally get FrankJ (of IMAO.us fame) to make those t-shirts.........

Ho-Hum

Even if I can only see how my blog looks through previews. And my actual blog only shows old posts and the way my blog did look, I'm gonna pretend you can read this post anyway. I forgot to tell you about Thanksgiving! All the food was totally awesome but, the shocking part is............................................................. .................................................................................................................................. ........................................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................... I liked the stuffing!!!!!!!!!!! We made it different this year. Paul Prudhomme's sausage stuffing. And y'know? It was actually good!

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Testing, 1,2,3. There is something majorly wrong here. Posting at 5:09 pm, Thursday, December 7, 2006. WHEN will this show up?

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I am sick and tired of trying to fix how my blog looks and it taking forever!