Go Pens!

www.rockyourjersey.com

Italian Sausage..............

..............tastes surprisingly good with rice.

What strange food combination do you eat?

Here we go Pittsburgh, here we go!!

Well, it's that time again folks.

1. Put on your Crosby jersey.
2. Wave around your Terrible Towel.
3. Grab a Mountain Dew.
4. Sit down.
5. Enjoy the game.

At least, that's what I'll be doing.

Hey....

This stuff is pretty good.

Game 2: Where the Penguins (had better) squash the Senators.

Wouldn't it be excellent if the Penguins squahed the Senators in the series? It would make me feel like we had a better chance of squashing some real-life health-care cramming Senators in the polls this November. Or at least I could pretend it's a prophecy of that.

The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Ottawa Senators in the first round of the playoffs and went on to win the Stanley Cup in a dramatic allegory of the dreamed-for victory of Christians around America to defeat the anti-Christian, anti-freedom Congressmen and go on to reclaim America for good!!!!

Can't watch the game tonight?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/04/16/2010-04-16_volcanic_ash_strands_norway_prime_minister_jens_stotlenberg_in_nyc_airport_so_he.html

All you really need is an iPad.

Why, if I had one of those, I could watch the game tonight! Oh, well, hip-hip-hooray for live-tweeting the game and tweet-to-text!

Here we go Penguins, here we go! Woot! Woot!

Hello, there!

Never question a Communist.... I mean Congressman.

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/saving-guam-from-capsizing-all-in-a-days-work-for-our-congressmen/?singlepage=true

Frank J. from www.IMAO.us has an excellent article advising us on the brilliance of our politicians.

In other news, that will make you feel happier than worrying over the future of our country, the Penguins did lose the the first Round One playoff game last night, but, Sidney Crosby was able to make this excellent backhand pass to Alex Goligoski for a goal WITHOUT LOOKING:

http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=35&id=66167&navid=DL|PIT|home

Watch it, you must.

I know it's late but what do you care?

What did I tell you last year? The Penguins came back!We won the STANLEY CUP! Whipped the Red Wings butts.....